The Subversive 11.5" Fashion Doll Page: youth and subculture

Goth Girl Bobbie: Has black hair, excessive black eye makeup, dark red lipstick, fishnet stockings, black velvet dress, Dr. Martens boots, a pack of clove cigarrettes and enough silver jewelry and crosses to ward off an entire herd of vampires (which is a shame, since she's so intent on attracting them). Includes her own notebook of "goth poetry." Press the button on her back and she says, "You're judging me because I am different!" or some other equally self-righteous crap.

Punk Rock Bobbie: Half of her hair is really short and colored blue and the other half is really long and blonde. Wearing black eyeliner & lipstick, "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" t-shirt, leggings and combat boots. Comes with real Pogo-action.

new!Emo Ben: Wearing Bobbie's clothes, his black, blond-tipped hair is carefully styled and sprayed to look like he's never ever brushed it. Includes lip peircings and wears more eyeliner than Goth Girl Bobbie. Although he consideres himself punk rock, is routinely brought to tears by Punk Rock Bobbie's constant rejection.

new!Hipster Ben: Clad entirely in women's clothes from a vintage clothing store in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Includes a variety of white belts and Chucks and pretty much ruins everything for everybody else.

ClubKid Bobbie: As seen on Jenny Jones! In neon fun fur and pvc clothes, neon hair in dreads, sparkles and platform shoes. Note: this doll has long since died of an overdose in a club bathroom and is therefore no longer available.

Modern Primitive Bobbie: Comes with a variety of needles, hooks and branding irons and lots of different rings, studs, bars and plates so you can add to the fun! Also includes an "I [heart] Fakir Musafar" tattoo stencil for you!

Rude Boy Ben: Has a green crew cut, funny-looking glasses, houndstooth sports jacket, black trousers and bright orange creepers. Includes Madness or English Beat record. Has real skanking action!

Beatnik Bobbie: Wearing dark matte makeup, baret, just-below-the-knee-length black skirt, black tight sweater and black ballet shoes. Press the button on her back and she recites "Howl."

Heavy Metal Ben: Sports a mullet, extremely tight jeans ripped at one knee, combat boots and a sleeveless Metallica t-shirt. Press the button on his back and he plays air guitar.

Annoying Frat-Boy Ben: Comes in his own Eddie Bauer/Abercrombie Fitch earth-tone outfit that is at least one size too large for him, a copy of a vapid CD off the top-40 and a half-empty case of Natty Light. Press the button on his back and he screams "woo!" and vomits.

Sorority Sister Tipper: Drunk, stupid and prone to date rape.

Red Neck Ben: Comes in tight jeans and a flannel shirt. Includes several guns and cheap beer. Rusted Pick-up Truck and Gun Rack sold seperately.

Rocky Horror Picture Show Ben: Comes in platform shoes, corset, garters and fishnet stockings. Includes the a copy of the RHPS soundtrack, the comic books, and a chart of the 456 times he's seen the film. Press the button on his back and he screams some boring audience line that he genuinely believes to be witty.

Sci-Fi Geek Ben: This Ben is scrawny, acne-ridden and Star Trek uniform. Includes a tiny set of White Wolf(tm) books, Star Wars action figures and "Bubblegum Crisis" t-shirt and video tapes. Press the button on his back and he inappropriately quotes Monty Python and Douglas Adams.

Sci-Fi Geek Bobbie: obese; Also in Star Trek uniform. Her quotes and accessories are similar to Ben's.

Riot Grrrl Tiprrr: Comes with a bunch of Grrrl-punk CDs. Press the button on her back and she'll scream "Grrrl power!" or "Fashion magazines are degrading to womyn!" Mention Elizabeth Cady Stanton or Seneca Falls and she'll stare at you blankly.

Gangsta Bitch Bobbie: Comes wearing baseball cap, oversized jeans, crop-top, bandana (various shades: have color wars with your friends!) and a Nautica jacket. Includes Newport cigarettes and illegally concealed weapons.

Suburban Homie Ben: Press the button on his back and he starts reciting angry poetry about something he's never experienced and never will. Includes secret prep school uniform.

Straight-Edge Ben: Features black x's marked on hands and disdainful, superior expression. Includes skateboard.

DOES NOTHING

Neo-Hippie Bobbie (The Mall Hippie): Has long, dirty dreadlocks, birkenstocks, tie-dyed halter-top, hemp jewelry a long, see-through skirt and a stench of patchouli that won't go away no matter what you do.

Stoner Ben: Comes in ripped jeans, sneakers, plaid jacket, marijuana leaf t-shirt and matching pendant, hemp bracelet and long greasy hair. Push a button and he says "like..uuuhhh... god made WEED for US, man... we should be smokin' up!" Companion to Neo-Hippie Bobbie.

Ren Faire Geek Bobbie: She comes wearing a plastic-boned lace-up bodice (that she thinks is a historically accurate corset) and a broomstick skirt. Includes a small bottle of fake meade and various tacky Ren Faire kitch. Press the button on her back and she says something in grammaticly incorrect Elizabethan English.

White Trash Teenaged Mother Tipper: Comes in stretch pants, cropped tee-shirt, high-top sneakers and bleached blonde mall hair with black roots. Includes filthy child in diapers. White Trash Trailer sold separately.