Mail Order Bride Bobbie: She's actually a transvestite midget from Africa. Comes with veil and wedding ring. Shocked Groom Ben sold seperately.

Drag Queen Ben: Comes in a purple bee-hive hair-do, spangly evening gown, excessive make-up, faux fur stoll, falsies and high-heels. Includes microphone for the singing of torch songs and Christmas carols rewritten to describe sex in the back rooms of bars.

Go-Go Boy Ben: Blond and tan in a black pvc and mesh g-string. This doll is only for rent, not for sale, but that's okay because you'll need to trade him in for a oyunger model in a couple of years anyway.

Porn Star Bobbie: Comes with big pouffy blonde wig and inflatable breasts (go from a B cup to DDD), a rose tattoo just above pubic hair, Too much garish shiny/pastel makeup, a tube of skin bronzer/fake suntan shit and a tube of astro glide. Press a button and she moans really loud or yells "ohh harder baby!" Dressed in a red vinyl thong and thigh-high red plastic boots.

Domme Bobbie and Slave-Boy Ben: Bobbie comes in black vinyl bikini, police cap and thigh-high patent leather boots. Ben comes in black lace panties, gag, collar and leash. Includes nightstick, whip and rope. CrossBar and Chains Play Set sold seperatly.

Titty Bar Ben: He comes with fist full of dollar bills that he never spends and a glass of beer he never drinks. Pull the string on his back and -- nothing happens!

Pimp Ben: Comes in large, floppy hat, gold chains and fur coat. Press the button on his back he says, "Bitch bettah have my money." Has spring action arm for bitch-slapping. Keeps Underaged Prostitute Tipper and Heroin-Addict Hooker Bobbie "in line."

Underaged Prostitute Tipper: Comes in spandex top, mini-skirt and big, Jody Foster-esque sunglasses. Flat-Chested.

Viagra Ben: comes with detachable pump

Militant Man-Hatin' Lesbian Seperatist Bobbie: Comes with crew-cut, flannel shirt, NOW banner and pack of reds curled up in her t-shirt sleeve. Dislikes people because she feels they set an unrealistic ideal for Tipper for aspire to.

Heroin Addict Hooker Bobbie: Emblazened with track marks and dark circles under eyes. Comes in stretch pants and spiked heels. Includes a miniature lamp post that runs on AA batteries, as well as a tiny hypodermic needle, spoon and lighter. Wet her face with warm water and she appears to have a bloody lip, nose and black eye.

Jailbait Ben: Comes with a set of "Baby-Sitters' Club" books, candy and Zima. Statch-Wagon sold separately.

Bestiality Ben: Comes with several dogs, a horse and a sheep.

Child Molester Ben: Wearing blue or green Mister Rodgers-style cardigan, brown slacks, snappy loafers, and has a goofy brown mustache. He seems so nice...

Necrophile Ben: Comes with his own corpses!

Pederast Priest Ben: Wearing habit. Comes with Altar Boy. Confessional Booth sold separately.