Wicca-Brat Bobbie: Comes with a tiny triple goddess pendant and Book of Shadows. Press the button on her back and she'll lecture you for three hours on the history of Christians' persecution of Pagans whilst simultaneously making bigoted generalizations about them.

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Cult-Leader Ben: Comes with poisoned Cool-Aid, "I Love David Koresh" bumper sticker, copies of "Helter-Skelter," "Mein Kampf" and a complete set of "Dyanetics" books.

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Jehovah's Witness Bobbie: You don't have to go out and buy this doll. She comes right to you! Also comes with Watchtower magazines and a "No Blood" pin.

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Demonicly Possessed Tipper: Press the button on her back and her head spins around! Includes green-pea soup-like substance for spitting.

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Hasidic Jew Ben: Comes in a black fedora, long black coat, full beard and peyus. Can often be found patronizing Dominatrix Bobbie. Primarily available in Brooklyn, NY, but never on a Friday night or Saturday morning.

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Catholic School Girl Bobbie: In school uniform and knee socks with bookbag containing cigarettes, bottle of hard lemonade, a small bag of marijuana, but no condoms (because that's againt her religion).

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TV Evangelist Ben: Says in a Southern Accent, "Oh Lord, I have Sinned Against You!" "Send your contributions to the address you see on your screen." "Forgive Me!" and frequently misquotes the Bible.

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Crazed Muslim Terrorist Ben: Has glassy-eyed stare and half smile. Push the button on his back and in a crazed voice says; "I AM READY TO DIE!" and "EEETTT IS WRITTEN!" Also comes with dogged eared copy of the Koran and a Taiwanese plastic lime green key to open the locks to Paradise. Suicide Bomber kit sold seperatley.

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Bobbie Christ (or the i'm going straight to hell doll): Bobbie in loin cloth and crown of thorns. Comes with cross labeled BNRI. Stigmata on wrists.

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