Self Righteous Politician Ben: Comes in three-piece, dark blue suit and sensible shoes. Includes closet with skeletons, and soon-to-be cashed checks from the tobacco industry. Press the button on his back and he spouts rhetoric for two hours.

new!Bobbie Palin: Virtually indistinguishable from the real thing! This former beauty queen comes with modified beehive hair-do, rifle, disturbing smile and a multitude of very unfortunately named children. Ask her a question, and she'll give you a 90-second sound bite on something completely unrelated. (No, I really could not resist this one)

Paranoid Militia Ben: Wearing helmet, camouflage shirt and combat boots. Includes five rifles, two short-wave radios, a gas mask, two attache cases, four large grenades, ten small grenades, two flare guns, two Walter PPK's, macheti, machine gun, three .45's, a revolver, two canteens, a mess kit, k-rations, binoculars and ammunition belts. Bomb Shelter sold separatley.

Disabled Vietnam Vet Ben: Still wearing his jungle greens, this Ben hasn't shaven in years. Comes in a wheelchair and has no legs. Hostile. Press the button on his back and he has a flashback!

Baby Boomer Ben: Pontificates for thirteen hours and says with failing memory how he stopped "The War." Wearing Grateful Dead T-shirt (original) two sizes too small, balding hair on top and long hair in back, baggy pants and sandals. Also has $75,000 a year corporate conspiracy job with Mao's Little Red Book on his desk and a Che' Guevara poster for over his bed.

Animal Hatin' Bobbie: Includes shot gun, hunter's cap, orange hunting vest and camoflague shirt. Press the button on her back and she says, "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables" and "You'll get my gun when you pry it out of my cold stiff hand."

Environmental/Animal Activist Bobbie: Has uncombed, unwashed long hair, a green peace t-shirt and overpriced outdoor "organic" clothing, all bought on her parents' Visa card. Includes spray can of red paint to use on fur coats and a backpack containing "Save the Earth" flyers, dynamite and nails.

Vegan Tipper: Refuses to eat anything "Living" (even though vegetables are "Alive") and constantly complains of no energy while refusing to take vitamin supplements. Comes wearing leather shoes. Oops!

Pro-Life Ben: Comes with bible, cross, explosives, hand-gun, and an aborted fetus in a jar to throw at Pro-Choice Bobbie (because using it for medical research would be immoral).

KKK Family: Various dolls all in white hoods. Each comes with a wooden cross for burning.

Nazi-Skinhead Bobbie: Includes combat boots with red laces, tattoos, Nazi armband and propaganda pamphlets about ZOG.