Totally Stare Bobbie: Creepy movable eyes follow you around the room. Great for the kiddies!

Litigation Bobbie: This Bobbie has sued all the other dolls on this site for copyright infringement at least once.

Space Aliens Made Me Pregnant Bobbie: Has metal neck implant and alien fetus.

Piercing Addicted Bobbie: Comes with her own piercing tools and lots of different rings, studs and bars (so you can add to the fun), and a piercable tongue.

Tattooed Ben: Comes with his own tools and plenty of colors and suggestions for patterns, and a booklet on sterilizing tools between uses. Wouldn't want Tattooed Ben to turn into Hepatitis Ben, or Asymptomatic AIDS Ben, would you?

Out Of Work Actor Ben: Includes a variety of food service uniforms.

Acupunture Bobbie: Comes with box of sewing pins and instructions to try on your friends!

Sleep Dep Bobbie: Has unusually large eyes. Includes NO-DOZ pills, coffee and coffee maker.

Happy-Go-Lucky Ben: naked, with a gun

Bad Streets Bobbie: I don't know what this one is. Ask George.

Concealed Weapon Bobbie: She looks like a regular Bobbie doll, yet with great, grippable top and a pull-off head which reveals a nice, long blade.

Babysitter Bobbie: You may want to get a hidden security camera with this one.