new!Reality Show Contestant Bobbie: Trade in her Self-Respect for 15 Minutes of Fame! Then forget about her shortly thereafter.

Film Noire Bobbie: The only Bobbie in black in white! Comes dressed in the "New Look." Press the button on her back and she plays unsettling, dramatic incidental mood music.

Bobbies for Guys Who Like Movies (the commanda): Includes guns, grenades, guns, guns. Exploding car sold seperately.

Internet Addict Bobbie:Has very puffy red eyes and a personalized body odor from poor hygienic practices. Extremely skinny because she hasn't eaten in weeks. Comes in dirty sweats and includes her own computer with that says "Welcome!" Unkempt House and Neglected Kids sold separately.

Blacksploitation Bobbie: Has a big afro (containing razor blades and a gun). Comes in go-go boots, a mini-skirt in earth tones and high-gloss lipstick. Press the button on her back and she plays the theme from Shaft.

Pretentious Performance Artist Bobbie: Wearing a black unitard. Comes with fruit, a blowdryer, hanger and a goldfish.

Troubled-Ex-Child-Star Tipper: Comes with gun, mug shots and criminal record.

School Shooting Ben: This Ben listens to KMFDM and wears trench coats in 90 degree weather. Includes sniper rifle. Say something mean to him and he'll shoot Tipper!

Child Beauty Queen Tipper: Comes in an elaborate fluffy dress and full makeup. Includes glamour headshots and several changes of clothes that are well beyond her parents' financial means. Basement Crime Scene Playhouse sold seperately.

Talk Show Guest Tipper: This young Tipper is having an affair with a transexual stripper and doesn't know it. However, she's also sleeping with her lover's midget KKK member father and his sister, who are trying to convince her to become a prostitute to further the Aryan race. Comes with spring-loaded arm for chair-throwing and cat fighting. Don't bother pressing the button on her back. Every other word is edited out.