Bobbie "Squeaky" Fromme and Ben Manson: Press the button on his back and rambles incoherently, yet in an oddly persuasive and charming manner. Press the the button on her back, and... well... never mind.

Cult-Leader Ben: Comes with poisoned Cool-Aid, "I Love David Koresh" bumper sticker, copies of "Helter-Skelter," Cosmic Suicide (the definitive text on the Heaven's Gate cult), "Mein Kampf" and a complete set of "Dyanetics" books.

Vehicular Manslaughter Ben: Comes with his own car with blood-encrusted tires.

Serial Killin' Ben: Virtually indistinguishable from the other Bens. Comes with a pile of broken, bloodied victims, tupperware and non-stick cookware. Walk-In Freezer sold separately.

Grave Robber Bobbie: Comes with car/chain-to-bumper action, shovel and surgical gloves for exhuming. Includes rot encrusted watches, wedding rings and various necklaces. Pawn Broker Ben not included.

Hobo Ben: Comes with mismatched sneakers with no laces, sour smell and greasy rag to wipe windshields of passing cars. Pull the string and he says (toothlessly), "Thank You, and God Bless." and "THAT SONUVABITCH STOLE MY PANTS!!" Paper bags of TJ Swan, Thunderbird or Nightrain not included. Cardboard box sold separately