The awful things I did to my old toys in a fit of boredom.
Modeling portfolio and assorted narcissism.
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June 1, 2008 I so very much need to work on my "SEO." Is that with it enough? I've done a couple things to help my google ranking, but not enough.In the meantime, I've been working like a little bunny (do bunnies work?), so my links page has been updated. I also added a few new photos from various Austrian ladies to my on-line portfolio.
April 27, 2008 There's been a bit of a re-wording spree.
The links page has been futzed with in a faint effort to appear more "professional." Whatever that is.
March 2, 2008 Updates everywhere!
Stats & booking, links and on-line portfolio have all been updated. Dig it.
January 27, 2008 I hab a code. I'm quite stuffy.
I've also changed email addresses to something much more sensible. Stats have also been slightly ammended. New pictures coming soon, we hope.
October 29, 2007 So much for more update-able.
I ditched the outdated FAQ, moved these updates to the index page. And Since I haven't touched the Anita Pallenberg fan page in years, it's gone too. Let her more rabid fans deal with it. Everything else has been tweeked a bit. I even added new pictures.