The Subversive 11 1/2 Inch Fashion Doll Page
The awful things I did to my old toys in a fit of boredom.


Impure Eeyore
Modeling portfolio and assorted narcissism.




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Disgracing the HTML community since September 14, 1997


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December 1o, 2009 I can't believe it's been more than a years since I updated the site. i probably just neglected to update the updates section.

The links, booking and pointless information pages pages have been updated. I still very much need to update the portfolio, but I'm terribly indecisive. Soon. Really.

October 16, 2008 SEO still needs more help, but I've no one to blame for that but myself.

In the mean time, I've updated my links page and added half a dozen new photos from the past few months to the portfolio.

But the real shocker is that I updated the original dolls site for the first time in more than 4 years. The world around us has gotten so ridiculous, I regressed 10 years. As always, it's funny 'cause it's true.

June 1, 2008 I so very much need to work on my "SEO." Is that with it enough? I've done a couple things to help my google ranking, but not enough.

In the meantime, I've been working like a little bunny (do bunnies work?), so my links page has been updated. I also added a few new photos from various Austrian ladies to my on-line portfolio.